Are You Selling to Yourself or Your Customers?

What do these three companies have in common:

1) An environmental engineering firm that wants to put a cartoon frog on their site because it stands for a religious acronym.

2) A real estate broker who has filled his Web site with his religious beliefs.

3) A car company brochure for a new commuter truck emphasizing the “Duratec 2.0 liter dual overhead cam” and the “split-rear doors [which] open at a standard 180 degrees or an optional 255 degrees”. (The truck sounds great for deliveries, once you translate the features into benefits; more on that at The New York Times business blog)

What’s the connection? They’re all focusing on what THEY like, rather than what’s important to their customers.

The engineering firm’s clients probably aren’t interested in that poor, lost frog. They just want to know that the company can save them from worrying about water contamination, environmental hazards, and lawsuits.

The real estate broker’s customers want to find a home they can fall in love with (and afford), not a sermon or indoctrination in religious beliefs they may not share.

And, car buyers would undoubtedly prefer to be told what that overhead cam will do for them (it gives the truck extra pep, so it goes fast and handles well). The angle on the doors means that they swing out of your way, so its easier to load or unload the vehicle.

That ad for a coal sifter looks pretty silly in the 21st century, but if you click on it, you’ll see that it does have clear benefits to the consumer (save money and keep your clothes clean). Unfortunately, some modern-day companies have forgotten this.

People buy when you show them how your product helps them (not how it helps you).

Photo: Library of Congress

Top 12 Reasons Your Marketing Failed

fail test1. Sending a mailing to the wrong people.  A free set of steak knifes won’t get a response from vegetarians.

2. Offering something nobody wants:  free dog poop!  Or, a bra dryer!

3. Making it hard to respond.  Nobody can find the telephone number, see the buttons, or take the time to answer 23 questions.

4. Using the wrong medium.  You’re using Twitter to reach senior citizens.

5. Writing boring copy:  “We’ve been in business 25 years.  We guarantee our work.  Please buy from us.”

6. Trying to use every medium (direct mail, email, speaking, magazine ads, directory listings, articles, and banner ads) and spreading your message and resources too thinly.

7. No emotional selling point (not what your product does, but how it makes people feel).

8. Talking about yourself (see #5), instead of about your customers.

9. It’s indistinguishable from your competitors.

10. Great copy, but a poor headline, so nobody looks at the headline or reads the ad.

11. Being too vague; promising great results without specifying what they’ll be.

12. Failing to show how you solve a problem the customer cares about (maybe a way to quickly clean up all that dog poop?).

Tomorrow, 12 ways to turn your failed marketing into a winner.

Photo adapted from: http://www.flickr.com/photos/92239147@N00/462868700/ elginwx

What does Broccoli Dip Have to Do With Marketing?

dipI clicked on a banner ad yesterday: hot cheddar broccoli dip. Sounds delicious, right? It may be, but the link led to an error message. So, I’ll never know how to make that dip.

Before you run an ad, test it to make sure everything works the way it’s supposed to.

More about online advertising on Monday.

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Are Your Ads in the Right Place?

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Seth Godin’s blog post today tells the story of his cross-country drive from California to Boston to reach a summer job at Spinnaker Software. While passing through Chicago, he saw a large billboard for the company and thought, “Incredible! This little start-up already had billboards across the entire country.”

It turned out they had exactly one billboard, located between the airport and the convention center that housed the Consumer Electronics Show. They put it precisely where buyers flying in for the show would see it.

It worked because it was in the right place, at the right time (before a big electronics show), and was seen by the right people.

Where are you putting your ad? Is it where the right people will see it? Or, where anyone will see it?

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Poisoning the Well, Muddying the Waters

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Seth Godin’s post on poisoning the well reminded me of the movies. How?

For weeks, the local AMC theatre was full of advertising material for Monsters vs. Aliens. They had stickers on the doors and the floor, big banners hanging from the ceiling, posters, cardboard cutouts, trailers, all sorts of stuff. Finally the movie opened — at the City Cinema down the street — thoroughly confusing AMC’s patrons, who, naturally, expected the movie to appear at the theatre that had been advertising it so heavily.

Now, why would the theatre, the distributors, or the movie studios want to spend so much time promoting a movie at a theatre that won’t be showing it? It’s confusing to people who show up at the wrong place, probably irritates the theatre staff, and may lose customers for the movie.

Are you confusing your customers too? Is your Web site hard to buy from? Do visitors have to click through three or four pages before they see your products or services? What about your voice mail system? Does it require an extension to leave a message? If so, is there a directory? Is your store easy to navigate? Are the options for the services you offer clear? Are you driving customers to look elsewhere?

Take another look. Don’t spend your money driving people to your competition!

Photo: neils photography