How the Post Office Killed Off Santa

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According to KTTU in Alaska (Nov. 17, 2009), the US Post Office has decided to stop handling mail addressed to Santa at the North Pole.

Post office disappoints children

A post office spokesman said they were concerned about security because a few people have gotten the letters and sent inappropriate things.

From now on, letters to Santa at the North Pole will be set aside, or probably recycled (?!?).

They’ve also completely disrupted local businesses in the town, which depends on Christmas-related revenue to keep its economy going.

Why not treat people like, well, people. Not like account numbers, or commissions, or names in a database you can manipulate at will. You’ll get more trust and more customers. Set up your policies to help your clients, not push them away. The post office’s numbers aren’t good (last I checked they were losing billions). Maybe a little genuine customer care would help. Couldn’t hurt.

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A Marketing Mistake You Should Never Make

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Yesterday was election day in the United States.

Among the races was a special election to fill a vacant Congressional seat in upstate New York (near Canada). The seat had been a safe Republican district for over 100 years.

But, this year was different. Not only did it attract national attention, but the Democratic candidate won.

What Happened?

Prominent conservatives thought the Republican candidate was too moderate, and refused to support her. So, they got their own candidate, and ran him under a Conservative party ticket.

The trouble was, he didn’t live in the district. When the local paper interviewed him, they discovered he knew very little about the issues that were important to the area. In a meeting with the paper’s editorial board, his high-powered Conservative advisers dismissed those issues as “provincial” and unimportant.

This is not about Republican (generally more right-wing) or Democratic (generally more-left wing) politics; it’s about what happens when you ignore your real customers in favor of your own needs and desires.

Run Again. And Again. And Again.

Here in New York City, the mayor changed the rules so he could run for a third term. He spent $100,000,000 of his own money to get it. He won, but just barely, against an underfunded opponent who could barely fight back. The mayor ran because of what he wanted, not because of what the people wanted.

Ignore Your Customers (and Lose Them)

The conservatives in upstate New York completely ignored what the voters in the district (the customers) wanted. A candidate for local office who thinks local issues aren’t important is doomed to failure. A company that thinks its own needs are more important than its customers’ needs is also doomed.

When you develop your systems, policies, Web site, or marketing, think what your customers want.

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Are You Marketing Like a Rabbit or a Fox?

English: An urban fox investigating a domestic...

English: An urban fox investigating a domestic pet rabbit in a garden in Birmingham, UK. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I had a client some years ago whose marketing ideas kept turning left, then right, then doubling back on themselves, like a rabbit fleeing a fox. Each time we spoke, I’d try to get him to focus. Each time, he had a different idea about what he wanted to do (sales reps, networking, telemarketing, articles, newsletters)…

You name it, he tried it. Any of these can work, but he never gave any of them a chance – so none of them did.

The rabbit just runs. The fox, on the other hand, sniffs out the best places to find rabbits. He then picks a target and chases after it.

Pick two or three marketing tools. Concentrate your efforts on those. Try different messages to see which works best. Track them to find out which gets the best results.

Why Some Free Offers Fail, and What You Can Do About It

neon free signThere’s been a lot of discussion about “free” lately. David Meerman Scott has been talking about it. So has Chris Brogan. David is in favor of using free giveaways to build goodwill. Chris agrees but thinks there should be limits.

I agree that giving things away for free can be a great way to create buzz (and yes, there has to be a limit). However, if you’re going say something is free, make sure it really is free.

How free can go terribly wrong

A couple of days ago, Bob Bly posted that Joe Vitale offered a report for free on his site and then asked readers to buy him a gift certificate in return!

Last month, I bought a 3-ring binder which had an insert offering “free stock photos.” Turned out they weren’t really free.  You have to open an account at an online stock photo company, fund it, and then (and only then) can you access a limited number of free photos.

If you’re going to go to the trouble and expense of putting inserts in thousands of binders, why not make the images truly free? Offer 5 free downloads, or a limited trial period. Give the prospective customer something of value, that really is free. That will build the goodwill you’re looking for; being deceptive won’t.

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The Biggest Mistake Advertisers Make

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If you’re like many advertisers, you think that all you have to do is put your ad in front of readers and the orders will pour in.  You love your product,  and you just know that your service is the greatest ever!

You think that if you just tell people about it, they’ll agree with  you.  Why, they’re just sitting at their desks waiting and hoping you’ll advertise to them.

No, not really.

There’s an ad for BMW on the New York Times web site today. The ad:

  • takes over the entire page
  • darkens everything else, except the ad video
  • prevents you from clicking on the content you came to read
  • is on a web site for a newspaper with a large readership in a city where most people don’t have or drive cars

It’s impersonal, irrelevant, and unwanted.  Nobody will want to watch your video, read your ad, or listen to your jingle unless there’s something in it for them.

Before you pay for that ad, create that video, or compose that jingle, think about what the customer gets.

Leave a comment and share examples of the biggest advertising mistakes you’ve ever seen.

Cartoon: Hugh MacLeod of Gaping Void