So, this morning I decided to look at my keywords to see which ones were bringing traffic to my site.

Some made perfect sense, such as my name, the name of the blog, or topics I write about.  I know why someone would come to my site after typing in “write great email headlines” or “marketing with postcards” or “fix broken marketing.”

But what was Google “thinking” when it sent people here who typed “free construction contractor letterhead template with a hammer” or “how to stop brain thieves.”  Er, if you want to stop brain thieves, kill the zombies!

One was almost like blank verse, “appreciate beauty with others affection/resist domination by others/emulate the admirable/acquire or collect things.”

What are your oddest analytics results?  Share them in the comments.